Lindsay Lohan was leaving the Roosevelt Hotel the other night and was asked by paparazzi what she thought of Paris Hilton to which she replied, “Paris is a cunt.” And when asked why she just called Paris a “cunt,” she said, “I never said that. Paris is my friend. I love her.” As such, expect Lindsay’s next highly publicized hospitalization to be for her apparent Tourette Syndrome and Alzheimer’s Disease. Throw in leprosy for good measure. See, because it would be funny if Lindsay’s head rotted and fell off.
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