Sharon Osbourne Will Be Fat Soon

Sharon Osbourne plans to remove the gastric band around her stomach in December so she can deal with her weight issues on her own. Instead of pushing away from the table and exercising, Osbourne relied on psychotherapy and the 1999 surgery to make her lose 125 pounds. She said:

I have to figure out why I do what I do to myself. I think I have some sort of self-destruction button.”

Sharon goes on to say that she has packed on 15 pounds just this year due to gorging on junk food instead of the nutritious diet that is required of all gastric band patients. Wow, what an inspiration! What courage! She’s just like Ghandi. If Ghandi was a repulsive hag who would rather eat himself into a coma than set his treadmill to level 1.

Here’s Keeley Hazell because she’s British like Sharon:



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