Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime lawyer, revealed last night that he is the real father of the former Playboy Playmate’s newborn daughter. Stern was in the Bahamas with the family during the birth and he was present in the hospital room when medical personnel attempted to revive Anna’s son, Daniel Smith. He told Larry King:
Right now we have to somehow get through what we’re going through,” he said. “And I’ll tell you, our baby is the one ray of hope.”
You’d think this would be fantstic news to Larry Birkhead, the paparazzi photographer widely considered to be the child’s biological father, but it’s not. He’s now demanding a paternity test. Umm, because I guess that’s what any rational man would want to do, willingly have a baby with this trainwreck. While he’s at it, he should punch a cop or ask a 14 year old girl on MySpace if she wants to meet, so he can fully drive the point home that he might not the best at making life choices.
Old pictures of Anna Kournikova on the beach – because her name is Anna, too:
