Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Feel Right

Despite being linked to several men such as Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Adam Levine and Dane Cook lately, Jessica Simpson claims that she hasn’t dated anyone since she split from her now ex-husband, Nick Lachey. In a interview with OK! magazine that was held a day after her divorce was final, Simpson says that she doesn’t feel right about dating yet and blasts reports that she was romantically involved with Dane Cook on the set of her new movie, Employee of the Month, claiming that he is “one of my dear friends.” Jessica says:

Every time I feel frustrated, I’ll e-mail him and he’ll e-mail back with a suggestion.”

This is awesome, because I also use this technique with the ladies. It’s usually after I’ve talked them into hooking up a webcam or after I’ve ran out of “suggestions” that we agree to meet at a hotel. Which is funny, because that’s exactly what Jessica Simpson and Adam Levine did at the Chateau Marmont earlier this year, where she was photographed leaving his room the next morning wearing a shirt that was not hers. Or another woman’s. So, to be clear, Jessica doesn’t feel right about dating. On the other hand, getting her throat warmed by a bunch of random dudes doesn’t seem to be a problem for her.

Here’s Jessica the night of and the morning after that date with Adam Levine:

Jessica in New York on June 27th:



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