Lindsay Lohan Wastes Money

Lindsay Lohan has turned to a hypnotist to help cure her of a shopping addiction. The actress, who reportedly spent over $1 million on clothes and accessories last year, has been known to spend over $100,000 in one day. Once, she allgedly burned through $20,000 in 20 minutes. Lohan has taken this drastic step because she doesn’t “want to be the best-dressed person in the poorhouse.” Her stylist, Rachel Zoe, says:

Her closets are overflowing with things like $8,000 Prada dresses and $2,000 Balenciaga bags. She has so many clothes, she never even wears some of them!”

If I were to make a list of all the things a hypnotist could help Lindsay with, “shopping” would rank a few hundred spots behind “drunken sex” and “flossing.” Her closets may be overflowing, but last month Lindsay wore the same outfit for basically a whole week. That’s what whores on drugs do, not millionaire fashionistas. Lindsay should be more concerned about her vagina than her bank account. Bank accounts usually don’t require reconstructive surgery.

Lohan on May 25th:



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