Paris Hilton is Barftastic

I’ve never seen these pictures before, and not sharing them with you would be downright uncool. Paris Hilton sauntering through a huge pile of some drunk person’s vomit outside of a club speaks volumes and is as befitting as those pictures you see of Jesus with a halo and flock of white doves. I must warn you, the large versions of these are super disgusting since you can pretty much make out everything that person ate that day. For all I know, it’s one of Nicole Richie’s countless undigested meals, and given the current state of their relationship, it would make these pictures even “hot”ter.