Get the Hook, It’s Julia Roberts

For some reason people still care enough about Julia Roberts to cast her in a Broadway play called Three Days of Rain and applaud her during a preview of it on Tuesday. Given the choice, I would rather watch a live taping of The Tony Danza Show while standing outside during a blizzard wearing nothing but one of David Letterman’s pencils between my cheeks than watch a play starring Julia Roberts and her 5,200 teeth.

The actual purpose of this post was just to have an excuse to put up these pictures of her caught yelling at the paparazzi in New York a few days ago. Maybe she was mad there’s no part for her in Oceans 13, and she’s taking it out on them. Or maybe she’s just a raging bitch.