Eva Longoria is Fat

The Sun UK reports that Eva Longoria admitted she has put on weight, but she doesn’t care. She claims she packed on the pounds because of her boyfriend, San Antonio Spurs point guard, Tony Parker. In an interview Longoria said:

I think I’m putting on weight because I’m in love and I don’t need to try any more.”

This sounds like a heartwarming and touching story and all, but Eva Longoria is 5’2″ and maybe weighs about 90 pounds. A woman that tiny with no discernable curves has no right being that damn sexy, but she is. If she gained 20 pounds, I wouldn’t feel the need to skim over Megan’s Law every time I wanted to have sex with her.