Jennifer Lopez Might Be Pregnant

MSNBC is reporting that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing “tons of shopping” for baby clothes lately. A source says:

He was at Fred Segal [on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles] last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120,” says a source. “He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift – that he intended to use it – but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you.”

Okay, so, there is no way this rumor is true, because nothing as trivial as a baby could slow down this power hungry monster’s attempt at world domination though crappy music and movies that no one wants to see. And if she really is having a baby, why in the hell would you want to reproduce with Marc Anthony? I may be picky, but I never thought Skeletor was all that attractive, even for a cartoon. Let’s just hope this is a boy, because Skeletor with lipstick and a big ass doesn’t do much for me either. To be honest, it does nothing at all.

Lopez on the set of her new movie on January 4th:

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