- Goldie Hawn has no eyebrows [Just Jared]
- Kevin Federline swings and changes diapers [A Socialite’s Life]
- Britney Spears bums out in Vegas [Hollywood Rag]
- Larry King loves people (but hates you) [City Rag]
- Ashlee Simpson sex tape? (Please. God. No.) [Egotastic]
- Tara Reid’s tits are V.I.P. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Steve-O is Paris and Stavros’ dealer [Popsugar]
- Fergie’s face is stuck. Caption this. [Perez Hilton]
- Sheridan, Bolton and a whole lotta tongue action [D Listed]
- But Tony Little made the Gazelle look so easy! [College Humor]
- “A Case of Arrested Development” (Hostel) [Pajiba]
Best of Blogs Awards: Thanks to those of you who wrote to let us know we’re finalists in the “Snarkiest Blog” category of the Best of Blogs Awards. And an even bigger thanks to those who nominated us! I won’t let this go to my head. I swear. If you see a girl wearing a shirt that says “I’m a finalist in the in the Best of Blogs Awards, and you’re not,” and has a picture of a cartoon dog who’s laughing while covering his mouth with his right paw and pointing at you with his left paw, that’s not me. My shirt’s cartoon dog is pointing and laughing with his right paw. Totally different shirt.
