In most cases, a humongous boob job topped off with tangerine sized nipples would be a great distraction from your face. That didn’t work for Tara. As much as I hate those bug eyed sunglasses all of the female celebs are wearing nowadays, I wish Tara would have thrown on a pair for this outing. What should have been a fun moment of booby gazing has turned into visions of what this girl did to herself the night before which caused her to look this way. I’m not sure what happened, but by the looks of things I imagine it involved gonorrea, gutters and washing her face with a urinal cake. If you listen hard enough to these pictures I think you can actually hear her liver crying.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.