Johnny Depp is thoughtful

Johnny Depp is dripping with irony after he presented his ex, Kate Moss, with a mirror while she was still in rehab for cocaine abuse. Johnny gave her the mirror so she could “face herself without fear,” but the only fear she has is not finding a credit card and rolled up C-note to accesorize the mirror. It seems that the mirror therapy is a Native American idea, and Depp is proudly 1/1,000th Cherokee. I had no idea that Cherokees were into coke.

I remember when my uncle Jimmy got sent to an asylum because he tried to kill himself. When he got out, I figured he would appreciate a nice close shave, so I gave him a straight razor and some Barbasol. He never even thanked me for that. I wonder what ever happened to him…

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