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You may not have heard of Ari Lennox yet, but there’s no doubt you will soon enough. Ali is a young, up-and-coming singer from Washington D.C. whose music has already made some heads turn. However, we’re not going to talk here about her songs and her beautiful voice. You can do that yourself later. We’re going to take a look at some of her greatest Instagram photos and try to figure out what’s going on in them. It can be quite a challenging task, but we’re determined to do it, so you don’t have to. Let us start our Instagram adventure.
Ari Lennox – Photoshop Master
The reason why it’s so important to put this photo first in the article is that it’s a game-changer. At a first glance, all you see is Ari laughing in the face of death as a huge shark is swimming towards her. However, if you take a closer look, you’ll realize that it’s actually a photoshopped image created to deceive us all. Oh, what fools we were. Anyways, this photo tells us that Ari Lennox is the ultimate Photoshop master, so you can never really trust anything you see in her photos. Quite a frightening thought, isn’t it?
For Ari Lennox, there’s no life without squatting. It appears that she really has some true Slav blood in her. In case you can’t figure out what’s happening in the photo, we’ll explain it to you. Basically, she was in the middle of a song when she realized she left the iron on. She was about to faint but her powerful legs turned that fall into a squat and a legendary picture was born. Interestingly, her squat was so energetic and sudden that she managed to rip some perfectly good pants. This only made her even more depressed but she’s all right now.
Now, this photo was taken right after the concert in the previous photo. You can see just how sad Ari is about ripping those pants. They were brand new and was looking forward to wearing them entire winter. Now it seems that her knees will freeze and there’s nothing she can do about it. She is so stressed out that she didn’t even notice she was actually drinking nail polish. Hopefully, once she becomes more famous, she’ll be able to afford some new, warmer pants.
Former Truck Driver
Before Ari Lennox discovered she was an exceptional music talent, she had to make ends meet by any means possible. So, at one point, she was even a truck driver. Actually, that is how her talent came out. Whenever she was driving across country, she would turn on the radio and sing along with some Metallica. Nowadays, whenever she sees a truck, she remembers the good old days and shows everyone the proper way to hold a steering wheel that only the most talented of truckers know.
Although this seems to be such a nice and joyful photo, it actually harbors a dark and disturbing secret. Namely, the guy on the photo is Ari Lennox’s hairdresser as you can see by his hand gesture. Looking at Ari’s hair, it’s obvious that he made a mess and she is not going to take it. This photograph is actually his farewell as Ari will, no doubt, punish him for it. You can see the huge amounts of sweat pouring down the man’s face. Next time, he’ll think twice about ruining someone’s hair.
Which Ari Lennox photo do you like best and why? Do you have some other interpretations you’d like to share with us?