DMX Is Going To Be A Father … For The 15th Time

Good lord. Can somebody please make sure DMX knows what a vasectomy is, just in case he isn’t aware of the option?

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According to TMZ, the veteran hip-hop artist’s 15th child was born on Friday night — a boy named Exodus Simmons (daddy’s real name is Earl Simmons). The mother is DMX’s longtime girlfriend Desiree, and it’s her first child.

If you’re keeping track at home, 15 kids is three greater than another legendary father — NFL cornerback Antonio Cromartie. And this news gives us an excuse to show this hilarious clip once more:


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