‘Pizza Rat’ Drags An Entire Slice Down Some Stairs In New York


Rats are filthy creatures, especially those living beneath the steps of the First Avenue L station in Manhattan. That doesn’t mean these little varmints aren’t capable of making us laugh though. Case in point: This video of a pre-mutated Master Splinter trying to bring food home to his sons. Obviously, ninjutsu skills don’t transfer to foraging, because this story ends with the rat not getting the cheese. How are we supposed to “Cowabunga!” to that? (h/t Gawker)

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