The 10 Worst Celebrity Tattoos, Vol. 2
Back by popular demand, we’ve got 10 more of the worst celebrity tattoos since that first cutting edge volume back in 2012. Nobody else has been smart enough to do this — we’re kidding, everyone is doing it — so we thought we’d expand on our top-notch journalism with some more of celebrity’s biggest permanent mistakes. If these folks have as much cash as they lead on, they should be able to afford someone smart enough to advise them against these huge tattoo misfires.
Chris Brown’s Beaten Face
Starting off strong is the neck tattoo on known abuser, Chris Brown, of a woman’s face half beaten in. It even looks like Rihanna. Jesus Christ, is nothing sacred?
Zac Efron’s YOLO
Clearly the “Neighbors” star doesn’t see YOLO as a passing fad. What’s that? It already passed? Oh. Goes well with Hayden Panettiere’s Italian version of YOLO, however misspelled, from our first edition of Worst Celebrity Tattoos. She may be one of the shortest celebrities with a flawed tattoo, but we still love her.
Harry Style’s Butterfly
It doesn’t matter how cool you are or how progressive a society we become, a butterfly tattooed above your belly button will never be alright. Unless you’re Charlie Runkle, you’ll never be celebrated for such an odd ink appendage. Doesn’t help he has another running to his box either.
Johnny Depp’s Winona Forever
Maybe not so forever, Johnny. He’s already remarried. Luckily, it’s been so long it’s beginning to smudge and thus almost unreadable. In his defense, the “Rum Diary” actor is now married to his former co-star, the hottest gal on the planet, Amber Heard.
I wonder what product might come up if you scan that barcode with one of those trendy apps for barcodes? Maybe it’s some very “Orange Is The New Black” kind of barcode. Maybe it’s a barcode for feminine hygienic products.
Audrina Patridge’s Rotten Apple
Unless she’s got a real thing for bad produce, there’s no good reason for this beauty to desecrate her body with a rotten apple. I don’t care how much trouble she thinks she is.
Nick Cannon’s Mariah Mistake
A little prematurely, Nick Cannon exclaimed his devotion to Mariah Carey with a giant back tattoo. Luckily, he can afford laser removal and got that tattoo erased for good.
Lea Michele’s “I Believe” Turquoise Tat
If it’s not terrible because it’s ugly or in the worst color possible for someone’s skin, it’s the cheesiest thing you could get on your body. “I believe,” [chuckles]. I believe that’s the shittiest tattoo you could get.
Scarlett Johansson’s “Lucky You” Horseshoe
Oh, to be such a lucky horseshoe. Scarlett surprisingly has a somewhat teenager-style tattoo on her ribcage near her sideboob, just where we’d like to be.
T-Pain’s Painful Facebook Reference
If T-Pain was hoping to garner some love with his Facebook friendly “You don’t have to (Like) Me” arm tattoo, he just got unfriended instead. He got it done in Hawaii; must have had one too many daiquiris. Job not well done, Faheem Rashad Najm.