It seems like we have had brains-eater on the brain for quite some time. Zombie apocalypse books and movie continue to come out every year and are met by a ravenous audience. So, why not be prepared for the infestation we keep hearing about? May we recommend this totally bad-ass (and maybe not totally practical) AK assault rifle with chainsaw attachment? Hey, if zombie domination never comes, at least you will have a really cool turkey carver.
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