Dumb criminals are everywhere. They're even on Facebook.
Nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope. Nope.
Think before you prank.
Some thing's just aren't what they seem.
That's not the type of jackhammering we were looking for!
The best part of waking up is definitely not dead mouse in your cup.
The Tough S.O.B. of the Week award goes to this guy.
Sometimes it's hard to have patients.
You get to see some pretty weird stuff when you drive drunk rich people around.
You'll never want to take the subway again.