Dick drawings finally pay off.
We think it's just moo-tiful.
Awkwaaarrrd.
This is going to get hairy.
He was so close to a Darwin Awards nomination.
Campaigns are really heating up now.
This is way worse than just leaving him forever.
And the guy dressed as Spider-Man is probably pissed, too.
Some grandmas spoil their grandkids; others put their lives in danger.
Or is he being unjustly punished?