Bringing a whole new meaning to "die hard."
Might as well take the Viagra.
And it's not even Thanksgiving yet.
Pretty much the exact opposite of laundry detergent.
Sometimes you need all the help you can get.
Another day, and yet another teacher hooking up with a student.
Fudge!
There's a seaman joke here somewhere.
Maybe he was picky?
A horror show in the skies.