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Carey Matthews

Carey Matthews

Carey Matthews is an expert in poor decisions. In fact, he was born because of poor decisions. The first thing he did when he was born was take a nap and he’s loved them ever since. When he isn’t taking naps, he’s surfing the internet and making weird observations about the world. He’s been single  for 7 years now.

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