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Carey Matthews

Carey Matthews is an expert in poor decisions. In fact, he was born because of poor decisions. The first thing he did when he was born was take a nap and he’s loved them ever since. When he isn’t taking naps, he’s surfing the internet and making weird observations about the world. He’s been single for 7 years now.

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5 Reasons ‘The Lego Batman Movie’ Works So Well

It may not be broke, but that doesn't mean you still can't fix it.

Entertainment Carey Matthews 9 years ago

Now That Valentine’s Day Is Over, We Can Go Back To Hating Each Other

Here are some easy ways to readjust to post-Valentine's Day living (a.k.a. hating everyone again).

Living Carey Matthews 9 years ago

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