People keep telling me that Shawn Johnson is hot, but here’s the thing, man: No, no she’s not. She’s like 4 feet tall and looks like she should be lead blocking for LaDanlian Tomlinson. Fucking her would be like fucking a garden gnome. I’m not even joking when say I’d rather have sex with a slamming car door than Shawn Johnson.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, Vittoria Ceretti, recently wowed followers with a bold new look. The Italian model shared a selfie on Instagram, attracting many…
