Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner (and I think one of the Baldwins) are in Cannes for some reason. The last Kardashian movie came out in 2007, so I guess they’re just there to support the latest in cinema. Or be on a yacht. I think they’re just there to be on a yacht. Sounds like fun. I wish I was on a yacht. The news tells me that Kourtney has a new boyfriend or fuck buddy or whatever. That’s neat. Her babies daddy is banging Bella Thorne. Or is trying to bang Bellla Thorne . It remains unclear. Meanwhile, Kendall Jenner remains the hottest thing Ryan Seacrest has ever produced. Not sure where Khloe and Kylie are. I assume Kylie is wrapped in bandages and Khloe hasn’t been fully socialized to be around sea animals.
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and a friend are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner and friends spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 22, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 22, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kourtney Kardashian and friends are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)