Kate Upton basically has only three poses (#1 – “Hey, look at my ass!, #2 – “Hey, look at my hand in my hair!, #3 – “Hey, look at my hand on my hip/sometimes both hair and hip!”), but that’s fine because I only know three sexual positions. What am I, an Israelite? Is your vagina the pyramids? Why do I have to work so hard? WHY DON’T YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE??!!
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
