Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America in San Francisco this morning. And by “performed” I mean stood perfectly still and walked around and occasionally moved her arms and struggled to bend her fat ass over. Can’t she just be like Adele and sit in a chair the whole time from now on? She looked like a mom on Toddlers and Tiaras doing her daughter’s routine from the side of the stage.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
