My beloved Megan Fox made an unscheduled appearance as a celebrity bartender at Sonny McLean’s Irish Pub in Santa Monica to raise money for charity, and I’m just a little pissed that I didn’t know about this because I’ve been practicing my pickup lines for when I meet her for a while now. “Are you a sergeant? Because you make my privates stand at attention.” “I know I don’t have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?” What lady could resist?!? I’m so smooth!
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
