There have been quiet rumors for a while now that Jessica Simpson has always been an undercover alcoholic, so of course one of the first few times she goes out after she got dumped she got completely shitfaced. But let’s not get carried away. A drunk Southern blonde chick with big tits is only a danger to herself. And my heart.
A far larger platform may be waiting for the Duke of Sussex. Rather than sticking to traditional philanthropy, Meghan Markle…
