Britney Spears Won’t Close Her Legs

I don’t know how much money you had on it, but if you did, congratulations. Britney Spears flashed her nasty ass crotch the same day she was released from UCLA Medical Center. Maybe it’s me, but if my dress was hiked up to my waist, I might, I don’t know, close my damn legs. And yes, I said “my dress.” It’s silky and I wear it when I want to feel pretty. I’m sorry if that’s too real for you to handle.