Thank God I just found out these pictures were taken on the set of Jessica Biel’s new movie Powder Blue because my penis was just about to jump off a building. Holy shit, she looks beat. I swear, this movie better be about naked prison lesbians or Freddie Prinze Jr. taking a bet because I don’t know if I could handle this for two hours. IMDb says the movie is about “four desperate individuals intersect in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve,” so I guess Jessica plays the one who’s desperate for foundation and chap stick. And also conditioner.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
