anal objects

Since time immemorial, man has pondered an intriguing question: “What kinds of things do people put in their doodie holes?” The Chicago Reader's Cecil Adams addressed this in the column “The Straight Dope,” when he told reader Shannon O. about items extracted from live human rectums by medical personnel, like a Mrs. Butterworth's bottle, a 6-inch-by-5-inch toolbox and a waste trap from the U-bend of a sink. (The Straight Dope) Medical personnel refer to these items as “rectal foreign bodies,” and we pored over surgical journals, book reviews and periodicals to find you 10 examples, ...