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I think it's safe to say that this would be a better version of the Liam Neeson classic. via pricklylegs ...

Taken 2 topped the box office this past weekend which will only raise fear among the general public about random kidnappings. In order to find out if you might be in for a possible taking, just consult this helpful chart. Via Funny or Die ...

Did you know that if you listen to "Stairway to Heaven" backwards it says, “Here’s to my sweet Satan?” It’s actually more of “Meeeeehereee ta muuuh sweat saaatin” but you get the idea. Crazy things happen when you play things in reverse. Here’s a look at what would happen if you watched some of your favorite movies backwards. Paranormal Activity  If you watch "Paranormal Activity" backwards, it’s about a family who invites a demon over to repair squeaky doors and drafty windows. via Twitter/@robfee ...

This dad is not Liam Neeson.