Jennifer Lawrence Is Single

Jennifer Lawrence


Jennifer Lawrence got dumped by her boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult, of three years because she found a way to stick her head up her own ass.

The Hollywood rumour mill went into overdrive last week as it was reported that Nicholas Hoult was spotted cosying up to Riley Keough at No.8’s Philo Prom party in New York City. It sparked endless speculation about his relationship status with long term girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence. Were they or weren’t they together? Well, TheFIX can reveal that not only have they split but it’s down to J-Laws “exploded ego” and obsession with the tinseltown scene. “Jen is still desperately trying to get back with Nicholas after he broke up with her,” says our source. “They’re still talking but Nicholas is moving on. He hates how in love with fame Jen is, and he told her he hates dating an A-list actress. “That was the most hurtful to Jen because she’s worked so hard for her achievements and she’s so proud of her career. But Nic wants a more low-key girlfriend and Riley fits the bill.”

Women and feminists will immediately have a tampon-jerk reaction and say Nicholas Hoult couldn’t handle a “strong woman”, but we all know it’s because Lawrence is annoying and fake. Nobody trips that much without having epilepsy. And she makes up stories that never happened for some reason. Also, Riley Keough is hotter. Pretty clear choice here.