The first official trailer for Darren Aronofsky's Noah hit last night, and it tells the story of the time God ordered the first genocide then kinda told Noah (Russell Crowe) in a dream or something that he was the only righteous man on Earth so her should build a boat big enough to fit two of each animal although a boat like that could never exist. Then after the flood was over, God told Noah to repopulate the Earth, so Noah's family had to bang each other (so good job on casting Emma Watson and Jennifer Connelly). What an inspiring story! To recap, the entire world is like one big Great Britain since we're basicaly all cousins.
