Shakira Had Her Baby

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Everybody remember Shakira? Remember when you read that person named Shakira was pregnant? Well that person who was pregnant had her baby yesterday. USA Today reports:

A spokeswoman for the 35-year-old Colombian singer says Shakira Mebarak and 25-year-old soccer star Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona welcomed son Milan Pique Mebarak on Tuesday at 9:36 p.m. in Barcelona, Spain. A statement posted on the pop star’s site in English, Spanish and Catalan says that “just like his father, baby Milan became a member of FC Barcelona at birth.” The statement also says Milan weighed approximately 6 pounds, 6 ounces (2.9 kilograms), and that “both mother and child are in excellent health.”

Shakira’s baby has probably already been propped up in a picture with a soccer ball. That’s racist.