Let’s be honest, Kim Kardashian has no business squeezing her fatass into half the shit she wears and when she wears black she looks like something you’d cut out of a shark’s stomach. So, it’s really no surprise that the banner picture is her dress immediately after she put it on to go on Jimmy Kimmel. I’m not expert in fashion, but I think I have a firm grasp on physics, so unless she wants to wear barrel suspenders or a tarp, it might be time to hit up Lane Bryant. You know, because she’s fat. Don’t know if I mentioned that.
Here she is at LAX in a dress that I assume was designed by Stark Industries:
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on June 2, 2012. -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian out and about shopping in Soho Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, NY, United States When: 26 Mar 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh. -
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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her little sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping on Melrose while they film their reality TV show in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2012. Kim is sporting a bruise on her inner thigh.
