In what might be the most unflattering picture of Kate Upton ever taken, here she is at the Met Ball last night. She looks like a transvestite who’s eaten way too many jalapeno burgers. I’d rather have sex with a cardboard cutout of Kate Upton than this Kate Upton. And the cardboard cutout could be on fire. And just pulled out of a dumpster. I realize she’s trying to be classy and dignified, but c’mon, Kate. Nobody wants to see that. (Hint: This. We want to see this.)
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