KONG MAD AT PETA THEY SAY MEAN THING TO KIM

Since Kris Jenner hasn’t yet made enough money to fund research that would allow her daughters to literally suck publicity from black cock to generate constant, renewable publicity cheaply, her daughters are left with having to release statements and stage incidents no matter how asinine or ridiculous. Which brings to today. They day where Khloe Kardashian publicly denounces her relationship with PETA (um, good?), because they condoned Kim’s flour bombing and offered to pay the bomber’s legal fees.

“Hi dolls. I’m sure you all heard what happened to Kim last week (thank you SO much for the love and support you all showed her), and I just received word that the woman responsible has very close ties to PETA, despite PETA publicly stating otherwise. Not only has PETA lied to the public, but they have proved that they support this kind of behavior. I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me. As you all know, I don’t condone violence and bullying and what happened last Thursday was just that. I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions — I personally don’t wear fur but that doesn’t mean I am going to force my views on anyone else, ESPECIALLY by violating them. I am a very proud sister right now, because Kim handled last week’s incident like a champ. She got cleaned up and was back out there in a matter of minutes. Go Kimmie! We all need to practice what we preach. I will still continue to NOT wear fur, but I will no longer support PETA. Bullying and harassment is NEVER a solution, and I won’t be a part of any organization that thinks otherwise.”

As you read this, please keep in mind PETA is a domestic terrorist organization that killed 95% of the animals it took in last year. They channel money to help fund the Animal Liberation Front, who uses that money to engage in arson attacks and firebombing animal research facilities. PETA also supports full animal liberation, which means they believe animals should have the same rights and privileges as humans (releasing all animals from zoos, no population control, so basically animals running wild in the streets). Also, let’s not forget that PETA’s M.O. is bullying. They insert themselves in the highest profile issue with the word “animal” in it, and attempt to shame all those involved. But all that was okay to Khloe Kardashian until PETA used the exact tactics to tarnish her family’s brand. She is also taking a strong anti-bullying and anti-harassment stance, but makes no mention that everything in the Kardashian Hooker Animal Print Kollection is made by Chinese kids in a sweatshop. Sorry, Khloe. The righteous indignation and sanctimony in this statement just doesn’t resonate as well as you think it does when you write it on a balance sheet.