Marc Anthony Is Up In This Now

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UPGRADE. Radar Online reports:

Marc Anthony is taking a page right out of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s book, hooking up with a 24-year-old hottie, and has the photo of him with his gorgeous new girl. Jennifer Lopez’s ex posted a picture of him kissing sexy Venezuelan model Shannon de Lima on his Facebook page, and the two have been Tweeting up a love storm to each other. Marc wrote in Spanish to Shannon “To my @Shadelima my statue of liberty. Kisses, baby.”

Marc Anthony looks like the mummified corpse of Marc Anthony, but he’s a rich, famous, salsa singer or something who has a line of velvet blazers at Kohl’s, so he gets to bang 24-year old Venezuelan model pussy. While that 24-year old Mexican dancer dude named Casper is banging Marc Anthony’s 42-year old leftovers whose panties get wet for Fiat unless she actually has to drive one in the Bronx. What a touching love story all this turned out to be.