Usually when you see a seemingly unconscious white woman being held down by a black man, only one word comes to mind. And that word is “rape”. But you can stop being racist now, because it’s only Seal and the rapidly declining Heidi Klum on vacation with their affront to Nazism black/German hybrid kids in Sardinia. Now back to Seal being so black. I bet Michael Jordan is real jealous of this guy.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
