Spencer Pratt is barely famous, so I guess coming out of the same vagina makes you barely famous, too. I have no idea why Maxim thought it would be a good idea to put this completely average chick five pages, but I’m not even remotely joking when I say I can take a two minute walk downtown and see a thousand chicks hotter than this skank. If this photoshoot was taken at Raleigh Times she would be the girl in the corner showing people pictures of her cat in his Santa hat.
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