Apparently one person in Switzerland doesn’t mind coming to America, because Swiss-German actress, Michelle Hunziker, was in Beverly Hills yesterday shooting some movie I’ll never see. If you’re like me, you’ve never heard of this chick before, so I’m cool with making sweeping generalizations and saying her hobbies include meatballs, hot cocoa, unoriginal 1997 armband tattoos, and anal sex. Although I’m not really sure about the anal sex part. That was more of a suggestion. Hey, Michelle. Call me.
Geographical update: Ok, so I don’t know the difference between Sweden and Switzerland. I know one has a bikini team, but other than that I don’t really care. Sorry!
