Katie Price is Different

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Katie Price had about a billionty surgeries on her tits, most recently a reduction, but hey, why stop there? The Sun reports:

Jordan has ventured out in LA for the first time since her boob reduction op last week. The glamour girl wore a baggy top to disguise the work she’s undergone, but failed to hide her noticeably fatter lips. Still, she evidently wasn’t feeling too much discomfort from the surgical procedure as she wandered around carrying countless bags of purchases from Fred Segal.”

Please, whore. Just stop. Please. Stop. Your doctor has made you look like I should be at a pond feeding you bread. I can’t help but think that wasn’t the look you were going for. Seriously, I’ve seen more realistic looking faces on that cartoon about the magical Mexican dragons.