Seriously, is Britney Spears trying to break some sort of record? Exactly how much smoke does she want to blow in her kids’ faces? Does she want them to be the first ones in their class with cancer? It certainly appears so. Instead of wasting time with cigarettes, she should just let them play on the surface of the sun or let them take naps in asbestos sleeping bags. They’ll be the envy of their friends in no time!
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