Britney Spears had a custody hearing today which was scheduled at around 9:30 a.m. Pacific time. She was a no-show until around 1:15 p.m. Pacific. The black SUV was driven by her head parasite, Osama Lufti, and also in the car was her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. She arrived at the courthouse clad in a slutty, white lace dress. She entered the courthouse and left only a few minutes later. Then she went to a church and left a few minutes later. Then she went to a mall on Ventura Blvd. and ate at the Gaucho Grill. Then she went home with Osama and Adnan.
Then she strapped a bomb to her back, went to Starbucks, screamed “Caramel, extra whip, PRAISE ALLAH, BOOM!!” See, gotcha there, didn’t I?
Update: Osama + Adnan + Sheeraz =
Update: The court rules Britney still can’t have custody or visitation rights. TMZ reports:
The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored, at least until the next hearing on February 19. The order came after the testimony several people, including two LAPD cops who responded to the craziness a week ago Thursday; Lisa Hacker, a parenting coach; Loni Jones, a bodyguard, and Pamela Strong, the court monitor who was present during the drama. K-Fed’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan testified as well.
Story developing …”
