Jessica Alba is Pregnant

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Jessica Alba, 26, is expecting her first child with her boyfriend of three years, Cash Warren, 28. Alba’s rep, told People:

I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.”

Sooooo, this came out of nowhere. Kinda like Cash Warren. Three years ago he was bringing the director of Fantastic Four his pumpkin spice latte, today he’s impregnated Jessica Alba. In July, Alba broke up with Warren over the phone. Sometime after that, she didn’t care if he pulled out. That raises a lot of questions. Questions like is Cash Warren some kind of mystical sorcerer? Beware, there might be no limit to his dark art!