Mandatory Funniest Tweets of the Week 06-03-2022

Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.

E.T. turns 40 this month, and it’s time to talk about how Elliott’s house is on a brown LA hillside overlooking the Valley, but the top of the hill is lush ferns and redwoods, and also their backyard is a cornfield?

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 1, 2022

Shout out to the top 5 checks in the world, pay, coat, traveler's, rain and universal background.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) May 29, 2022

How my wife and I sleep with kids… pic.twitter.com/MjUqxKCIxg

— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) May 31, 2022

JOHNNY DEPP pic.twitter.com/KWj8b602Vg

— Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) June 1, 2022

Me doing anything pic.twitter.com/Ym0zFaJ9iI

— KOFIN (@_Kofin) May 31, 2022

"Drinking is NOT what we're cleaning up."

– my uncle, at the bbq, in response to what we're cleaning up

— alisonhaislip (@alisonhaislip) May 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/Wrestling_Signs/status/1531078253259247624?s=20&t=2rx4oUgrIDF-0rE0TLyg8g