Usher Has A Sex Tape

Slow news day.

Someone is shopping an Usher sex tape around town, and what the guy may or may not know … it’s stolen property that could land him in jail. TMZ broke the story … someone broke into Usher’s car in ATL back in 2010 and stole 2 laptops, 2 video cameras and a million bucks in jewelry.  Turns out … a sex tape featuring Usher and wife Tameka Raymond was on one of the laptops. Someone tried selling the tape shortly thereafter but no one would touch it. But in the last few days the tape has resurfaced and someone is trying to hawk it.

Look, Usher discovered Justin Bieber, so whatever happens with this sex tape I’m comfortable with, but the only thing I really learned from this story is that whenever I  see Usher’s car unattended in Atlanta that I should break into it. A million dollars in jewelry could pay for like, what? Two weeks of downtown parking?