You all know the story, Phil Robertson, a hillbilly who lives in a swamp hates gay people because Jesus (but he’s cool with pedophilia), so he got suspended from A&E for a quick minute. He didn’t have to die to become a martyr, because Christians claimed he was being crucified for “expressing his beliefs” because using the Bible to justify your hate is something that all god-fearing Christians take very seriously, Especialy when it comes to the gays. So imagine my shock and complete surprise when I found out that he’s still doing it.
They were mad at me. … because instead of acknowledging their sin, like you had better do, they rail against me for giving ‘em their truth about their sin. Don’t deceive yourselves. You want the verse? The news media didn’t even know it was a verse. They thought I was just mouthing off. Is homosexual behavior a sin? …. Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Don’t be deceived. Neither the sexually immoral, neither the idolaters, nor adulterers, nor male prostitutes, nor homosexual offenders, nor thieves, nor greedy, nor drunkards, not slanderers, not swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.
Okay, for the sake of argument, let’s say that sin is a real thing. Sin is a real thing, because your god is a shitty scientist and a sadist, and instead of correcting his mistake, he made us all defective because of two people in a garden, and when genocide by flood didn’t work, he had his son tortured and brutally murdered so he could prove to you how much he loves humans. And now that his kid is dead, you either have to believe that actually happened no questions asked and live in constant fear of fucking up, because if you do, you’ll suffer and burn forever in hell, because your god is a loving god. Got it. Okay, sin is a real thing, so it would make sense that Christians understand that we are all imperfect creatures and that sin is inherent from the moment that they are born until the day they die regardless if they accept Jesus into their self-rigteoeus hearts as some sort one-time Clorox wipe that will save them from whatever horrible shit they do afterwards (Matthew 7:23). So that being the case, do Christians normally go around judging people who sin differently than them, or are they specifically stuck on the homosexual thing? Because they reeaalllyy seem to be overly concerned about dudes banging each other. Gay people don’t think about gay sex this much. I’m seeing a lot of tearing of the garments over buttfucking, but not a lot about churches actively blessing troops so they can kill some brown guys or why Sunday morning is the most segregated time in the United States despite all of us supposedly being “all God’s children”. Let’s maybe fix that first, before we assume two men or women who love each other are going bring the downfall of America. Not sure if you know this or not, but the people who have bought and paid for the candidates you rush to the polls to support are doing a pretty good job of that already.
