Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15 Year Old Girls Who Can Cook


If you are on the fence about whether Phil Robertson is the new Rosa Parks or just another backwoods hillbilly who misinterprets the Bible to give his ignorance and pedophilia a sense of moral superiority, here's a video from 2009 where Robertson tells a crowd at the Georgia Sportsmen's Ministry event to only marry 15 year old girls who can cook and carry a Bible. Why? Because you can control them better. Duh.

"Look, you wait 'til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. "You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that, of course."…"Make sure that she can cook a meal"… "make sure she carries her Bible. That'll save you a lot of trouble down the road."

And because he's a man of Jesus, Phil Robertson starting dating his wife when he was 18. She was 14. They got married two years later. When she was 16. So to recap, homosexual sex?  Disgusting ungodly sin which will damn your soul to eternal burning hell. Statutory rape and marrying a 16-year old girl? Just wise Christian thinkin'. Hope that clears everything up, you heathens.