Justin Bieber Has Crazy News, You Guys
Instagram added video yesterday because they realized they're Facebook and Vine is Twitter, so naturally wigger dork Justin Bieber made a video immediately to announce the "crazy news" that Instagram now has video in a video he made on Instagram. Whatever. Lots of blogs are saying Bieber is high in this video, but that's really beside the point. I'd just like to tell him some crazy news of my own: there's a thing now called "the benchpress". He should check it out.